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Food Stops You Dying Graphic Tee – Retro Fast-Food Inspired Statement Shirt

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Bringing bold humor and vintage aesthetics together, the Food Stops You Dying Graphic Tee is the ultimate playful, ironic fashion statement. Featuring a retro fast-food inspired logo, this design pops with classic diner-style typography, bold red and cream colors, and a minimalist burger icon. The slogan, "Food Stops You Dying," delivers the perfect mix of blunt honesty and comedic genius, making this shirt a must-have for those who love witty, statement-driven streetwear.

Ideal for food lovers, fast-food fanatics, and those with a taste for sarcastic fashion, this tee is bold, stylish, and effortlessly fun. Whether you’re wearing it for the humor, the nostalgia, or just to remind people of life’s essentials, this eye-catching design is a conversation starter in every sense.

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SEO-Optimized Marketing Text

Step up your statement streetwear game with the Food Stops You Dying Graphic Tee, a bold, humorous, and visually striking design that merges vintage fast-food aesthetics with modern sarcasm. The retro-inspired typography, paired with a bold burger icon and classic red-and-cream diner colors, delivers maximum impact with minimal effort. Whether you're rocking it for the humor, the nostalgia, or just your undying love for food, this tee is a conversation-starting essential for streetwear enthusiasts, pop culture lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good dose of irony.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Food Stops You Dying Graphic Tee – Retro Fast-Food Inspired Statement Shirt Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.