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Eggs Chicken Period Graphic Tee – Witty, Minimalist Dark Humor Shirt

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Crack open some unexpected truth and humor with the Eggs Chicken Period Graphic Tee. This minimalist monochrome design features a beautifully drawn basket of eggs, evoking a cozy, nostalgic feel—until you read the clever, factual twist below. "Chicken Period" takes the spotlight, reminding you that breakfast might not be as innocent as it seems.

This thought-provoking and hilarious design is perfect for food lovers, science geeks, vegans, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. Whether you're here for the irony, the biology lesson, or just to spark a few double takes, this tee will keep you stylish while delivering an egg-cellent dose of reality.

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Long-Tail Keywords: stylish and witty science-themed tee with a food twist, minimalist monochrome graphic tee for food lovers and skeptics, humorous and thought-provoking egg-themed apparel, edgy and smart fashion for those who love bold statements

SEO-Optimized Marketing Text

The Eggs Chicken Period Graphic Tee is a perfect blend of humor, wit, and eye-catching design. Featuring a detailed, line-art illustration of a charming basket of eggs, this tee keeps it classy—until you read the text and suddenly question everything you thought you knew about breakfast. Whether you're a food enthusiast, a science lover, or just someone who enjoys making people do a double take, this stylish, high-contrast design will keep you looking sharp while delivering a hilarious reality check.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Eggs Chicken Period Graphic Tee – Witty, Minimalist Dark Humor Shirt Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.